Mataræði....

PURE QUALITY!!!!! X 

A Shopping StoryI have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of  Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I  told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

.........why else would I buy dog food??

Athugasemdir

[Jenný Anna Baldursdóttir, 24.4.2007 kl. 16:07]

[Ásthildur Cesil Þórðardóttir, 25.4.2007 kl. 08:38]

Oh my

[Erla (IP-tala skráð) 25.4.2007 kl. 09:35]

hæææ skan!

Búin að hugsa mikið til þín síðustu daga. Langar svo mikið að fá þig til okkar að drekka hvítvín með okkur systrum. Þú hefðir gott af því!

 Knús. EB.

[Hrönn Sigurðardóttir, 25.4.2007 kl. 18:28]

.....takk ástín mín. Það væri rosa gaman OG gott